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Cappella degli Scrovegni, Giotto and making money


Culture is no greenery.
known fact.

È una fabbrica.
Di soldi.

Giovedì scorso ho prenotato la mia visita alla Cappella degli Scrovegni, Giotto, Eremitani, Padova.
In realtà volevo fare una ricerchina per capire costi e orari.
Mi sono ritrovata sul sito dell’FBI: http://www.cappelladegliscrovegni.it
Organizzatissimo, cosa che apprezzo, ma da subito ho intuito che mi stavo apprestando all’intruppamento.

Ho dato tutti i miei dati anagrafici.
Sono una nota terrorista del resto.
Se sputo su un putto è giusto che sappiano dove venirmi a cercare.
Ho dovuto precisare who, how, where, when and why.

successfully booked a visit for 2.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
15.45.
Balance immediately with a credit card.
A nice 13 euro each.
26 in all.
The restoration costs. Ask the
Loren.
you I will confirm. Even the
Ventura.

works of art, recognized worldwide, here I am.
June.

Honor to the city of Padua.
I leave the car in a parking lot outside, and take the tram through the city. I
precise and stress-free spring in front of my place of interest.

Desk, declining to confirm your reservation on stamped paper. Dear
: printing ticket, send me a 'museum assistant' that shows me the cloakroom to leave my belongings. What kind
, the wardrobe is next to the desk in practice ...
do not need a person (more than one actually) to show me where ...
The assistant tells me, after you come back here and I'll explain how to go the chapel.
I go out in the cloister and from there in the garden is not the case?
È un edificio in mezzo al prato… dubito mi sfugga. Vabbè.
E creiamo posti di lavoro!

Mi permetto un pensiero indipendente.
Dal guardaroba vado a prendermi le audio guide.
Non sono riuscita a risciacquarmi i neuroni sui sacri testi e voglio profittare al meglio della visita.
Signorina deliziosa, che mi spiega persin la genesi del congegno.
Apprezzo.
5 euro.

26 + 5= 31 euro.
Ok.
Vuoi mettere l’emozione di cui godrò tra poco??!!

Il coadiutore I branch, while rebellious and subversive, I try to go out into the cloister by me.
It earned 'is loaf.
Outside, left, right.
E?
Ah, I see then?
Maddai!?!

Arrival.
In a transparent-walled room,
apt to the Chapel as a bug on a lace curtain,
about 20 people watching a video imbesuite preparation.
15 minutes of video preparation.
The flow is tightly organized.

The sheep come into this room.
Doors serrano behind them.
You 'enjoy' the introductory video.
When the video
other doors open (and then retighten them as well flush my ass)
and lead the flock along a corridor-bridge.
last door in Chapel sheep.

To manage this flow that develops in a linear meters 15na: 3 helpers.
I will therefore seize the ass when it wants me to manage my business run?
Vista so we should be in 20, boh.

Beeeeee. There are
.
On the audio guide.
voice machine gun information.
-fast, gunshots.
jump from one order to another, from one wall to another as a sprinter gold medal.
abandoned the idea of \u200b\u200brepeating the experience later in life.
When I make her arthritis, it will be a luxury that I can no longer afford.
The guide tells me who and what I see.
Jesus, St. Joseph, Our Lady and all the angels in the column.
Tender.
I also would have liked some information on technique, trivia, anecdotes, the period in which a scene had been painted.
Niet .

the shooting ends.
10 minutes of little info. Confused and dazed detachment
the contraption the ear.
I am going to enjoy the colors and thicknesses in peace.
A process images in my head. A
me pervade the stocks and the features of the faces. From
matter shaped by the genius of Giotto.

pastor arrives.
It shows me the exit.
But I have not finished feed!!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I graze a little 'Giotto's skies!
not give a damn the intro video for example!
And I have kept more in the stupid room!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHERE 'my emotion??

Nothing, thrown out.
publishing the audio guide.
I note the speed and the small information.
The officer explained to me that says the first was indeed more extensive, long and detailed.
but this makes less rich than the desk.
(...)

give me a very long questionnaire.
Customer satisfaction.
The time to smear this paper is longer than I have left available in front of the frescoes.

So:
31 € 15 minutes of video
introductory 10-minute visit to Chapel
coaudiutori least 7 to 30 meters (there was one at the mouth of the cloister garden ... )

The cost of the ticket allows entrance to all the realities of the area of \u200b\u200bthe Hermits.
But honestly then I was so annoyed that I went to fetch coffee Pedrocchi.

I do not care to see everything, unless you ask.
So: let me pay a figure that calculates only the visit to the Chapel.
and appropriate to the time that I concede.

short, or less money.
Or the same amount of money, more time and fewer assistants.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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